Nov122012

Trash Talk

Trash Talk – Week 46

Well here in down town Birmingham it is raining cats and dogs, a bit chilly on the exposed parts of the anatomy, and the Autumn leaves are gathering en-masse like decaying small failed X factor participants pleading for sanctuary in my pleasantly warm abode.

So, assuming these are the good and bad in society, who would I let in to warm their chilled bones and feed with a banquet of buttered toast… and who would I leave to freeze?

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Oct292012

Trash Talk

Trash Talk – Week 44

Eventually, the staff of ‘Hand in Glove’ return from their business sojourn in New York and Las Vegas, evacuating before the big storm Frankenstorm hits the Eastern cost, like rats deserting a sinking ship. We return to resurrect the limp and failing body of this organ which has been deprived of sustenance for several weeks now.

So with the days getting shorter, wetter and colder we proudy present this weeks good guys and bad guys.

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Oct082012

Trash Talk

Trash Talk – Garth Crooks Special

It’s just not good enough!!! Hand in Glove has been sunning themselves in the South of Spain and this website has not been updated as often as it should have been … and with a business trip to the USA later this week normal service will not be resumed till the end of October. I know you will miss us…

… but I could not miss out the opportunity of ridiculing my favourite ignoramus, Garth Crooks.

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Sep162012

Trash Talk

Trash Talk – Week 37

As the temperature drops, and the days get shorter, with Winter beckoning like a chastened madcap purveyor of doom…we here at Hand in Glove look to brighten your lives with this week’s saints and sinners

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Sep092012

Trash Talk

Trash Talk – Week 36

There’s been so many good and naughty boys and girls this week that it has been difficult keeping the number of entries to a manageable level. Here we go then, gold stars for some and detention for the rest…

The Paralympic crowd, Doctor Who, The quack muzzle, Red Headed Women, Garth Crooks, Dion Dublin, Children’s beauty pageants, George Osborne, Steven Gerrard and Vladimir Putin – are you ‘Up on the Boardwalk‘ or ‘Down in the Sewer‘?

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Sep022012

Trash Talk

Trash Talk – Week 35

Last night was a late, alcohol infused night in the centre of Birmingham and today I’m feeling well ragged and having difficulty writing even the slightest bit eloquently – getting far too old for this life of hedonistic practices… but hey, before crashing out on the sofa for the rest of the evening, here are this weeks Trash Talk heroes and villains…

Professor Stephen Hawking, Match of the Day, Andrew Strauss, Garth Crooks, our British Summer and Simon Cowell – are you ‘Up on the Boardwalk‘ or ‘Down in the Sewer‘?

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Aug262012

Trash Talk

Trash Talk – Week 34

Who’s pissed me off this week? Who’s made me smile? Who deserves to be lauded? Who deserves to be slated?

Mark Chapman, Bernie Ecclestone, Garth Crooks, Kevin Pietersen and Yohan Blake – are you ‘Up on the Boardwalk‘ or ‘Down in the Sewer‘?

Trash talk, the good, the bad and the ugly…read on…

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Jun012012

Jessie J’s Dress Sense

Is Jessie J the worst dressed woman in pop music? Has she any dress sense?

From the little I have seen of this woman on the trailers for the BBC series ‘The Voice‘ she appears to be an explosion of spandex tight kitchen foil doing battle with multi-coloured patterned expanses of tailored haberdashery.

Phew! Hold the Lysergic acid diethylamide, here comes Jessie…

…here come the fashion police!

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